Game Name: Asshole
Needed Tools: Deck of Cards
The first hand dealt determines the “Presidential Order” The initial dealer is picked by who is youngest. The dealer will then deal out all cards. The person to the left of the dealer plays first The object of the game is to get rid of all your cards first. To start the game you can lay down any card or cards with the same face value. The person following you must lay down a card of equal or greater value. They must also use the same amount of cards as you did (Doubles on Singles on Singles, Doubles on Doubles, Triples on Triples). If you lay down doubles (two cards of the same value) then they would have to lay down two of something equal or greater. If the player lays down the same card as the previous player then the next player is skipped and must drink. Also if you can’t play any of your cards then you must skip and drink. The cards are cleared if a 2 is played or if no one can “beat” the last card. When the cards are cleared the player can start with any card of their choosing. If a 4 is played it is a social and all players must drink.
Play continues until all cards have been played. After the first hand we begin the “Presidential Order” which is a ranking system which is as follows: President, Vice-President, Treasurer, Senators, Vice Asshole, Asshole. Whoever goes out first becomes the new President for the next game, the second person becomes the Vice-President, and so on. For the following rounds. The best part of the games is that anyone who ranks higher than you can make you drink at any point.
Administrative Mandates:
The Asshole (Last Person Out) must always deal and clear the cards. Also the Asshole must give the two best cards in their hand to the President. The President gives the two worst cards in their hand to the Asshole. The Vice Asshole (Next to Last Person Out) must give their best card to the Vice President. The Vice President gives the Vice Asshole their worst card. If the President remains in office for 3 terms (games) they can create a rule of their choosing.
Card Values in order lowest to highest: 3,4 (Social),5,6,7,8,9,10,Jack,Queen,King, Ace, 2 (Clearing Card)
