Schitt’s Creek is a heartwarming comedy goldmine where every character is a walking trigger for your drinking game. Between David’s dramatic disgust, Moira’s unhinged wigs and vocabulary, and Alexis flipping her hair through wild stories, you’ll be sipping constantly. Grab 2-8 friends, settle in at the Rosebud Motel (or your living room), and get ready for a night that’s simply the best.
What You Need
- A TV or laptop with Schitt’s Creek streaming (Netflix)
- Your drink of choice (beer, wine, or cocktails)
- At least 1 friend (best with 3-6 players)
- Snacks to keep you fueled through the Rose family drama
Schitt’s Creek Drinking Game Rules
Take a sip every time:
- David says “ew” or makes a disgusted face
- Moira uses a bizarre accent or wears an outrageous wig
- Alexis says “David!” dramatically
- Johnny mentions the motel business or tries to manage something
- Stevie delivers a deadpan line or sarcastic comment
- Roland does something gross or socially inappropriate
- Someone references their former wealthy life or lost fortune
- Twyla shares a disturbing or surprisingly dark childhood story
- David and Patrick have a sweet or tender moment
- Moira uses an absurdly fancy vocabulary word nobody else understands
- Alexis flips her hair and mentions a past adventure with a celebrity or in an exotic location
Hard Mode Rules
Want more intensity? Add these rules on top of the basics:
- Take two sips whenever Moira rehearses for a performance, audition, or council meeting
- Finish your drink when David has a full meltdown
- Take a sip for every Bob appearance or awkward Bob moment
- Take two sips when Jocelyn tries too hard to be friends with the Roses
- Take a sip every time someone says the town name “Schitt’s Creek” out loud
- Take two sips when Roland invites himself somewhere he wasn’t invited
Best Episodes to Play
These episodes are packed with triggers and perfect for game night:
- S1E1 – The Premiere — The Roses arriving in town triggers nonstop wealth references, David disgust faces, and Moira dramatics as the family adjusts to their new reality.
- S4E6 – Open Mic — Patrick’s serenade to David is a trigger avalanche — sweet moments, David emotions, and the whole town showing up means every rule fires.
- S5E13 – The Hike — David and Patrick’s hike is loaded with sweet moments, David complaints, and a major surprise that guarantees a packed trigger count.
- S5E11 – Meet the Parents — Patrick’s parents visiting triggers David anxiety, Johnny managing chaos, and heartfelt moments that stack up fast throughout the episode.
- S6E14 – Happy Ending — The series finale fires every rule at maximum volume — Moira wigs, David meltdowns, Alexis hair flips, and enough sweet moments to empty your glass.
House Rules & Variations
- Assign each player a Rose family member — take an extra sip whenever your character triggers a rule
- Add a wig rule — everyone must compliment Moira’s wig whenever a new one appears, last person to speak drinks
- Play with non-alcoholic drinks like sparkling water or juice for a lighter pace
- Create a vocabulary challenge — whenever Moira uses a fancy word, first person to define it correctly skips drinking
- Swap sips for shots if you’re only watching one episode and want maximum chaos
Tips for a Great Game Night
- Start with a mid-series episode to calibrate the pace before hitting the trigger-heavy later seasons
- Keep water on the table — David would want you to stay hydrated
- Designate a driver or arrange rides before the first episode starts
- Have snacks ready — cheese and crackers fit the Rose family aesthetic perfectly
Related Drinking Games
If you enjoyed this game, check out these:
- Bullshit — A bluffing card game that channels the Roses’ talent for drama and deception
- Kings Cup — A rules-heavy classic that pairs well with sitcom group nights
Frequently Asked Questions
How many people do you need for the Schitt’s Creek drinking game?
You can play with as few as 2 people, but it’s best with 3-6 players. Assigning each person a Rose family member makes it competitive and hilarious. The more the merrier at the Rosebud Motel.
What should you drink during the Schitt’s Creek drinking game?
Wine fits the Rose family vibe perfectly, but beer and light cocktails work great too since triggers come frequently. Avoid hard liquor shots unless you’re only doing one episode. Non-alcoholic options are always welcome.
Which season of Schitt’s Creek is best for the drinking game?
Seasons 3 through 5 are the peak. David and Patrick’s relationship adds a constant stream of sweet moment triggers, Moira’s wigs and vocabulary reach new heights, and the whole cast is firing on all cylinders. Season 4 is a fantastic starting point.
