Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the perfect blend of buddy-cop action and workplace comedy, and its lovable cast of goofballs makes it an absolute blast for a drinking game. Whether Jake is quoting Die Hard for the hundredth time or Captain Holt is delivering a monotone masterpiece, you’ll be sipping all night. Grab 2-8 players and get ready to yell NINE-NINE!
What You Need
- A TV or laptop with Brooklyn Nine-Nine streaming (Peacock or Hulu)
- Your drink of choice (beer, wine, or cocktails)
- At least 1 friend (best with 3-6 players)
- Snacks to fuel the precinct party
Brooklyn Nine-Nine Drinking Game Rules
Take a sip every time:
- Jake says “cool cool cool cool cool cool” (no doubt no doubt)
- Captain Holt delivers a line completely deadpan
- Amy makes a binder, creates a list, or organizes something
- Rosa threatens violence or intimidates someone
- Charles talks obsessively about food or makes a food metaphor
- Hitchcock and Scully are being completely useless
- Terry refers to himself in the third person
- Someone shouts “NINE-NINE!”
- Jake makes a Die Hard reference
- Gina insults someone or brags about herself
- Someone is in or gets dragged to the holding cell
- The cold open makes you genuinely laugh out loud
Hard Mode Rules
Want more intensity? Add these rules on top of the basics:
- Take two sips whenever Holt shows genuine emotion or cracks a smile
- Finish your drink during any Halloween heist episode — you’ll need it
- Take a sip for every Boyle food metaphor or bizarre culinary reference
- Take two sips when Jake goes undercover or uses a fake identity
- Take a sip when Amy gets competitive and things spiral out of control
- Take two sips when someone says “title of your sex tape”
Best Episodes to Play
These episodes are packed with triggers and perfect for game night:
- S5E4 – HalloVeen — The ultimate Halloween heist episode with constant twists, betrayals, and a legendary ending that will keep you drinking and cheering all episode long.
- S5E14 – The Box — Jake and Holt trapped in an interrogation room with a suspect is a masterclass in comedy — deadpan Holt moments and Jake one-liners come rapid fire.
- S4E16 – Moo Moo — A powerful Terry-focused episode that still delivers plenty of drinking triggers through squad dynamics and Holt’s dry humor throughout.
- S5E22 – Jake and Amy — The wedding episode is packed with squad chaos, emotional Holt moments, Boyle food obsessions, and plenty of NINE-NINE shouts to drink to.
- S4E11-12 – The Fugitive — A two-part squad showdown with nonstop action, competitive teammates, and enough Die Hard references to keep your glass empty.
House Rules & Variations
- Assign each player a character and take an extra sip whenever your character has a big moment
- Add a dare jar — pull a dare whenever Jake says “noice” or “smort”
- Play with non-alcoholic drinks like soda or sparkling water for a chill night
- During Halloween heist episodes, everyone picks a winner and the losers finish their drinks
- Take a group sip anytime the squad does something as a team
Tips for a Great Game Night
- Start with a season 3 or later episode when the cast chemistry is at its peak
- Keep water nearby — Holt’s deadpan moments add up fast
- Avoid playing more than 3 episodes in hard mode unless you want chaos
- Have plenty of snacks — Charles would insist on artisanal options
Related Drinking Games
If you enjoyed this game, check out these:
- Thumper — A fast-paced hand signal game that matches the Nine-Nine’s chaotic energy
- Kings Cup — A rules-heavy card game perfect for groups who love structured fun
Frequently Asked Questions
How many people do you need for the Brooklyn Nine-Nine drinking game?
You can play with just 2 people, but 3-6 players is the sweet spot. With more players, you can assign characters and add competitive house rules to keep everyone engaged and laughing.
What should you drink during the Brooklyn Nine-Nine drinking game?
Beer or light cocktails work best since the triggers come frequently, especially in later seasons. Hard seltzer or wine are solid picks too. Skip the hard liquor shots unless you’re only watching one episode.
Which season of Brooklyn Nine-Nine is best for the drinking game?
Seasons 3 through 5 are the golden stretch. The squad dynamics are fully established, the Halloween heists are legendary, and every episode is loaded with triggers. Season 5 is the best single-season pick for game night.
